BABYCART AT THE RIVER STYX

 

Label: Artsmagic
Certificate: 18
Region: 2
Run Time: 85 mins approx
Country: Japan
Director: Misumi Kenji
Stars: Wakayama Tomisaburo, Ohki Minoru, Matsuo Kayo

 

 

Ogami Itto is dead - Lone Wolf lives on, continuing his blood spattered journey through the land he calls Hell. As he remorselessly seeks the secretive shadow Yagyu clan, they continue in their efforts to destroy him, first sending their female warriors, the vicious Akashi ninja. Beyond them, barring his way, the self proclaimed Gods of Death, sadistic warriors with a lust for blood. Lone Wolf must defeat them to justify the 500 pieces of gold that have brought his sword once more.

Ogami Itto has returned in the second instalment in the Lone Wolf and Cub series and it's deliciously bloodthirsty. It was this second episode and the previous one, Sword of Vengeance, that were edited and spliced together to create the movie 'Shogun Assassin'.

Before I start raving about this, and I am going to rave about it, there's one little problem that's stopped it getting full marks. The problem is the brightness level and it really is too dark. This wasn't a problem with Shogun Assassin so I assumed there was a problem somewhere that caused things to go a bit skew-whiff. And it's a bloody shame because one scene's completely ruined by the dark screen while a couple of others are only just visible.

The brightness gripe aside, this is still a fantastic, blood drenched romp. Ogami Itto is hired by a clan who earn their money through making a dye that only they can make. One of their number has defected to another clan and is going to be taken to the Shogun to reveal the secret of the dye, thus ruining the clan's monopoly on the dye and destroying their income. Befor Ogami gets to his target though he has to fight through the all-female Akashi ninja and the 'The Gods of Death', three brothers that'll literally turn anyone who gets in their way to a bloody mess. When I said the film was deliciously bloodthirsty, I meant it. Normally I don't rave about blood and you're more likely to hear me complain about it than say I love it; yet for some reason I like it in this film. It's probably because I've got a real hard on for the 'Gods of Death' and I suspect that love comes from the similarity between The Three Storms in Big Trouble In Little China. On a nerdy note, I suspect that Shogun Assassin influenced Big Trouble In Little China. Shogun Assassin has the Gods of Death but in that they were called the Lords of Death. In Big Trouble In Little China we have the similar looking Three Storms and the Lords of Death, a street gang, punks from Chinatown. I could be wrong about that and it wouldn't be the first time. But still, I love the Gods of Death, they are some badass mofos. I can't forget the Akashi ninja though, they are not to be sniffed. One unlucky guy learns that lesson the hard way when he's challenged to see if he can get out a door blocked by a group of the lovely assassins. He's subsequently ripped apart by their knives and left as a bloody, limbless torso. Basically I'm saying it's packed with fights and I like 'em all.

Even though I have a problem with the whole darkness thing I still love this film. But despite how much I like it I'm gonna have to knock a point off for the fact there are certain points in the film where you just can't see a bloody thing..


- Charles T. Awesome

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